Memorandum · Curator Conduct
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Curator, you are to be reminded that Nausoleums exist to entertain guests, not to manufacture the deceased. The distinction is subtle. It is also load-bearing.
The Bureau permits up to two (2) guest fatalities per lunar cycle as an acceptable cost of the haunting profession. Should the Bureau have reasonable suspicion of a corpse on the premises, an investigator will be dispatched for an audit. Repeat offenses will result in accelerated consequences.
Your Patrons are not to be neglected. Their appetites are a matter of public record and private nuisance. Feed them. Build out the manor. Locate the gate. Do not, under any circumstance, attempt to leave through the door marked FALSE.